Yes, Hot Dog Water Will Be Sold in Colorado, Here’s Where

When hot dog water comes across our lives we usually dump it in the sink. At least we hope so. Hot dog water does not smell or taste good.

I have actually drank hot dog water based on a dare. I will be honest, out of curiosity once as well.

Hot dog water tastes exactly how it smells. I would not recommend it. If hot dog water is so widely hated, why would a popular chain sell it in a seltzer form? It is true, you will be able to buy hot dog water soon in Colorado.

Colorado 7-Eleven's Bold Choice

7-Eleven announced that they will be selling Big Bite® Hot Dog Sparkling Water at all of their locations.

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7-Eleven collaborated with Miracle Seltzer to invent new flavors. Green Apple, Sweet Orange and Lemon Lime sound fine, but Big Bite Hot Dog?

It is a very hilarious concept. Here is what 7-Eleven said.

The Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water combines the delicious and mouthwatering experience of 7-Eleven’s iconic Big Bite Hot Dog into one refreshing beverage – ketchup and mustard included.

Is This An April Fool's Day Joke?

While reading the statement, it appears that this is likely an April Fools Day joke. 7-Eleven claims that they will unveil the full details on April 1.

I would guess that this is going to be a joke. With all the costs of labor, packaging, collecting hot water, and carbonation it would simply be way too much work for little reward.

It is extremely funny, though.